scene report; punk vocabulary; personal columns; sex advice column; interviews with the Suicide Machines, Tonya Abernathy of Robustos; short story; essay by J. "Joekr" Anthony Anastasio expressing gratitude for assistance of co-editor Kim "THE BITCH" Lecker; FAQ about Mind Toilet Magazine; staff and writer bios; short erotica piece about having sex with a priest in a church; album, bathroom, and show reviews