Phil condemns Newt Gingrich and his political views and corruption throughout this zine. He criticizes discriminatory anti-sodomy laws, the "radical center" of the American electorate and Nazi voters. He lists court cases involving sodomy and statistics on voting populations, and writes satirically about Bob Dole and IHOP, the national debt and student loans, and gay marriage laws in Hawaii. He ends by introducing a contest for Wisconsin's new Militia Mistress.