Distributed at the Brooklyn Museum Zine Fair, this one pager criticizes the art world fetishization of artist's books and zines on display under glass. The author lambastes Phil Aarons, luxury real estate developer, board member of Printed Matter, and former assistant to Ed Koch. They also discuss the effect of the AIDs crisis on the gentrification of New York City, the ephemeral nature of zines, and quote the zine Homocore and artists David Wojnarowicz.