Account of buying props for a student film, leading to thoughts of how easy it would be to assassinate the mayor; Reviews of Taco Bell restaurants, caffeinated beverages; Articles on rooftop exploring and trespassing in office buildings for theft, homophobia in Hollywood; Recommendations of films featuring badass female characters; Commentaries on plaid shirts, holiday seasons; Travelogue with photos of New York City locations mentioned in Ramones songs; Responses to questionnaire sent to zine makers and musicians; Satirical article on fashion in the punk scene; Screed against the band The Stiff Little Fingers; Advice on riding the subway